Slime Rancher 2 is sucking up my time like I’m sucking up slime

I’m running around at top speed vacuuming up cartoon apples so I can fire them into the mouth of a giant grinning blob with the feverish desperation of someone trying to take down an enemy APC with a grenade launcher. 

Why? I have no idea. All I know is, there’s an enormous slime blocking the opening of a cave, and it likes eating fruit, and maybe if I feed it enough something will happen so I can enter the cave. Yeah, but why? I don’t know! I really don’t know. There’s a cave I can’t enter because the blob is in the way. There might be something cool in the cave. I will spend as long as it takes to find out.

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